Dear Leighton,

WTF happened here? Blair Waldorf would NEVER approve.

Let me try myself—purple smoky eyes, glittery bronze eyeliner, flushed cheeks, and a red joker grin? (Were you playing dress-up?)

Yup, I got nothing.

Any insight would be highly appreciated.

Best,

The Glam Girls

(P.S. – You need more people. Whoever did your makeup? Fire them, STAT. Whoever shared a car with you to the event, cut them off. That means you Michelle Tractenberg!)