Bruno is so 2009…

Bruno stole the show at the MTV Movie Awards last weekend, we told you how to get the look, and now he’s landed the July cover of British Marie Claire with model, Alessandra Ambrosio. It’s Bruno mania and we’re loving it. Bruno is so hot right now and reveals all to the magazine with his comprehensive (and hilarious) fashion A-Z with Pink, Madonna, and Naomi Campbell all getting a shout out. This is perfect timing not only for Sasha Baron Cohen and the Bruno movie but also to remind us all that fashion is fun!

Here are some his hilarious one liners. Talking about Pink, Bruno adds: “Just vatching him now on MTV. A great singer und so hunky. “”And ‘[Naomi is] amazing – 20 years in ze business und all the pressure und fame hasn’t changed her a bit. She’s remained a total b****.” As for Madonna, he says L is for “Little black child… thanks to Madonna… it’s zis season’s vardrobe essential.” ~Adam London