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I’ve never been all that excited to conceptualize my annual Halloween costume. When I was younger, I wanted to look sexy, or at least cute, and that left little option aside from the classic French maid or nurse costume. When I got a little older, I wanted to be fun–so I went more the way of Carmen Miranda. And then I became all about creating costumes that required nearly no effort or expense–which means they had to be clever. Now that I have a daughter I’m psyched because I can get away with penning some whiskers on my cheeks, pop a pair of ears on my head, and heading off to trick or treat. It’s so low-key!

But alas, this year I’ll head to Food Network chef Tyler Florence’s house after I tuck my little girl into bed. He’s throwing a bash complete with barbecue, spooky decor, and a costume contest. Showing up sans outfit would be flat-out lame.

Right now I have no idea what I’ll wear. Maybe I’ll rely on costume tricks of Halloweens past (see below). If you are still undecided, feel free to steal any of these ideas. Or at a minimum share your genius last-minute costumes with me!

EASY LAST-MINUTE COSTUME IDEAS

Stranger with Candy: One of my personal favorites, write the word “stranger” on a white T-shirt, carry a big bag labeled “candy” and walk around doling out candy to people you don’t know.

A Work of Art: One year my then-roommate artist Sarah Klein needed an instant costume. She grabbed a canvas, painted a quick portrait, cut a hole where the face should be, and hung it around her neck (at the right angle so her face stuck through the hole) by using pantyhose as frame wire.

Perez Hilton: Got spray-on hair die, faux fur vest, and funky pants? Add some body graffiti (in his trademark thick white pen) and you’re the Queen of All Media.

Black-Eyed Pea: Give yourself a black eye with makeup and paint a giant letter “P” on your shirt. Voila!

A Yogini: Stuff some tights with batting, tie them around your head so that it looks like you’re a walking pretzel, and wear a long dark skirt that hides your real legs. This one even lets you wear a sexy yoga top if you wish.

Go Green: Paint your face green and wear all green clothes. You’re the epitome of green living.

Erika Lenkert

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