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Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

And the Daddy Is…

Larry Birkhead.

Final Answer…

This was more intense than any Maury Povich Paternity episode I have ever seen…

I’m happy that Anna can now finally rest in peace. Her adorable Dannielynn has a confirmed father… (Though possibly not the papa she would’ve hand-picked… but that, I suppose, is a moot point.)

Larry Birkhead will gain custody of the baby. He better spoil her rotten. (Goodness knows her little infant life thus far has not been the ideal.)

And Howard K. Stern can retreat to a life of attempted (and hopefully failed) lime-light stealing - without a tot in tow.

So, in conclusion… (If you couldn’t already tell - I’m sooo over it,) I never again want to see Howard K. Stern’s mug. And maybe/doubtfully delightful little Dannielynn can live a semi-normal life sans paparazzi. (But then again… we bloggers do need something to talk about…)

xoxo,
Lauren

P.S. Check out some of my fellow blogger’s briefings:

I’m Not Obsessed
Hollyscoop
Celebrity Nation
Celebrity Baby Blog
Derek Hail

P.P.S. I admit that India and I were both sitting at our desks refreshing the TMZ and CNN websites respectively… since 2:30 in the afternoon. We were attempting a screaming competition to see who could find it first… (we both lost as the urgent info came from an IM from someone in the San Francisco Glam office.)

P.P.P.S. Okay… One final pic for sentimental purposes… Because I hope that this is the last time I’ll ever post anything about this poor child again!