Bree denies that there’s a Mr. Van de Kamp during a radio interview much to Orson’s dismay. He becomes more and more aggravated as she focuses on work and neglects her home life. She promises him his favorite pot roast as an apology … but when she returns home elated and exhausted from a successfully catered event after midnight, and can’t muster up the energy to whip up a home-cooked meal, Orson turns downright mean and demanding. Poor Bree hovers over the stove chopping carrots and silently sobbing at 1 o’clock in the morning.
Susan’s new boyfriend Jackson spends some quality time with mike. The two become insta-best friends.
Lynette tries to get some insight into her son’s secretive life. She decides to create a fake profile and impersonate a fictional high-school girl on a MySpace-esque website, hoping her son will share with her. He shares a little too much – he has a huge internet crush on her. Soon enough, Mom’s identity is revealed.
Gabrielle and Carlos get uninvited from the season’s most anticipated event. Carlos took a job as a masseuse at the country club … and it seems that the high-and-might rich folk can’t be associated with “the help.”
Edie’s hubby continues to be sketchy.
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